does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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