just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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