She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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