piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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