sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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