i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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