what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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