he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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