You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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