You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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