Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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