when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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