Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
