But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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