I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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