i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my being single is dangerous.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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