you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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