I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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