turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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