yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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