; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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