garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
