But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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