Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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