i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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