You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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