I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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