So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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