Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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