I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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