school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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