i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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