I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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