a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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