So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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