the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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