She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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