goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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