He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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