your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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