Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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