It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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