yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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