In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
