I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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