You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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