I cockslap morals
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
