He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Mom said you looked used
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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