i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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