he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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