It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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