My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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