Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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