Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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