thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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