So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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